Saturday, August 30, 2008

Am I the Only One

Who finds this photo deeply disturbing? I don't know what tips it beyond the boundaries of sanity: the motorcycle/just-fucked hair, the highly unlikely and very photoshopped waist (but, you know, it's vogue, so what can you expect?), or the wonky eyed stare that wants science teachers to talk about god. Seriously, "Supermodel Tour de Force"? What the hell does that mean?

3 comments:

Bourbon Enthusiast Monthly said...

Dear baby Jesus, please don't let this lead to a shirtless Joe Biden on the cover of GQ, with his old-man, saggy, white-hairy chest.

As for this photo, her wide smile and devil-may-care attitude really tells me that global warming is not man-made.

B said...

I heard that she and Demi Moore shot mama milk into the mouths of partygoers for a hefty fee.

queercat said...

I saw this and instantly thought, why didn't they photoshop out her glasses? They've clearly digitally scraped every other inch of the picture, so that she looks like some sort of insane owl. What passes for attractive in this culture is truly terrifying.